Well, the core problem with SharePoint (and similar products) is that it ignores a fundamental truth in software development: End users don’t really know what they want. They may think they want content management. And, if that were true, SharePoint might be a decent (albeit unnecessarily expensive) option. But typically, end users don’t just want content management. They actually want content management, pretty bells and whistles, the ability to print counterfeit money and the ability to order pizza with their car horns. Problem is, they don’t typically realize that until after they’ve run their credit card. Suddenly, they need SharePoint to do things that aren’t as simple as clicking a few links in the UI, they don’t have the time or expertise to figure it out for themselves, and that’s when they dump their implementation off on their IT team to figure it out.
Random Hill Stuff
Tuesday, November 15, 2016
The Problem with SharePoint
Well, the core problem with SharePoint (and similar products) is that it ignores a fundamental truth in software development: End users don’t really know what they want. They may think they want content management. And, if that were true, SharePoint might be a decent (albeit unnecessarily expensive) option. But typically, end users don’t just want content management. They actually want content management, pretty bells and whistles, the ability to print counterfeit money and the ability to order pizza with their car horns. Problem is, they don’t typically realize that until after they’ve run their credit card. Suddenly, they need SharePoint to do things that aren’t as simple as clicking a few links in the UI, they don’t have the time or expertise to figure it out for themselves, and that’s when they dump their implementation off on their IT team to figure it out.
Friday, August 12, 2016
How to Adjust your Attitude on Message Boards
If you have been pointed to this page, it is not because someone is mad at you, but rather because someone is concerned that you may be (or are becoming) an elitist, Nazi asshole.
Answering questions is great. The best thing about the internet is the ability for those who seek answers to find those who have answers! I know what it's like to become an expert in something in which we were once beginners. All experts started out as beginners. So, I get the satisfaction that comes when you can use your expertise to help those who may be struggling. It makes the world a better place.
I also know what it's like to hear the same questions being asked over and over. It gets annoying. And, sometimes we get burned out on rehashing the same answers over and over. It's perfectly acceptable to want to take a break from regurgitating information, and you may feel the urge to be a smart-ass so that people will get a clue.
So What's the Big Deal?
Well see, there comes a time when, thinking you know everything and thinking you're too good to give someone a straight answer without being a complete asshole becomes a problem. If someone is asking a question on an internet forum, it's most likely because they've exhausted all their resources. They're frustrated, they're probably on a deadline, they have someone breathing down their necks... the last thing they need is some jackass on the other side of the country/world lashing out at them over stupid, trivial shit. Most people have better things to do than peruse the rule book at [insert the place you were redirected from] to learn all the little bullshit nuances about making posts or asking/answering questions. They just want to get in, find an answer and get out without a whole bunch of unnecessary, bullshit hassle from your dumb ass.
How Can You Help Make the World a Better Place:
The first tip should be fairly obvious: Just answer the damn question without all the fucking attitude. Not being a dick is a great way to help others. Even if you're not actually answering their question - simply not being an asshole is a huge help!
It's also good to understand why a person might be asking a question that you don't like:
Cross Posting:
Perhaps you're seeing a question that person already asked on a similar forum. Why would someone do that? Well, it's entirely possible the person posted a question in one place, and because they're under the INSANE impression that not everyone looks at every fucking forum on the internet ALL THE GOD DAMN TIME... perhaps they would like to expand to a broader audience. What should you do in this situation? Well, answer their question! Why? Well, consider this scenario:
Let's say Bob posts a question on ForumA and ForumB. Smart-Ass Bill notices this and, rather than answer the question on ForumB, he posts a smart-ass stock answer about cross posting, with a link to the question on ForumA. The question gets answered on ForumA, and now Bob has an answer. Great, right? Well, let's say ForumA gets shut down for whatever reason. Now, the only answer on ForumB has a dead link to an answer that doesn't exist and a bunch of smart-ass bullshit about cross posting. So, when Dave comes along 5 years later looking for an answer, all he can find is a bunch of smart-ass bullshit left by Bill's dumb ass, because he was just too good to help Bob when it mattered. I see it ALL the time. Someone asks a question similar to a problem I'm having, and the accepted answer is a dead link to a page that doesn't exist anymore. Great, huh?
Duplicate Questions:
Let's say Bob posts a question. That question gets answered and everyone's happy. Now, let's say Dave comes along 8 years later and asks the same question. Smart-ass Bill notices the same question was already answered 8 years ago, posts a link to that question and gives Bob a telling off about not searching for answers before he posted. Why would Bob do this?
Well, there are several reasons this could happen. One, it's entirely possible that Bob saw the question Dave is referring to, but because his situation is slightly different, it poses the need for a new question. It might be reasonable for Dave to offer up a link to the old question (since it's on the same forum), but if Dave makes the assumption that Bob's situation is identical, then gives Bob a telling off because he re-posted a question, then Bob's situation isn't identical, Dave is now a dumb-ass and asshole.
It's also entirely possible that, since some forums get dozens of questions and comments every single day, it's totally unfeasible for someone to read through 10 fucking years of God damn posts looking for an answer to a particular issue just so that smart-ass Dave doesn't have to go out of his fucking way to help someone without being a fucking asshole about it.
LMGTFY Questions:
The worst... absolute worst asshole move you can make on an online forum is to give someone a LMGTFY link. If you're going to give someone a LMGTFY link, in 99.99% of all cases, you would do more good to just shut the fuck up.
Nobody... nobody... asks a question online without Googling it (or Binging it or Yahooing it) first. Why would they? Why would someone go through the time and effort to go to a forum, log in (or sign up and log in), lay out their entire life story to explain their particular scenario, ask a question and sit around waiting for an answer that might come when they could have just fucking Googled it? That makes no sense.
So, why would someone post a question on a forum that you can easily find in a quick Google search? Well, smart-ass, it might be because, since you're an expert and probably know the answer, you probably know what to search for. The person seeking the answer might not. Perhaps they don't know of a keyword that could help in the search. Whatever it may be, you can pretty much rest assured that anyone posting a question on a forum HAS googled it.
Vague Questions that You Don't Understand:
Someone posts a question, they didn't give enough detail, so you can't provide an answer. Why would someone do that?
Well, if someone doesn't know how to FIND an answer, they probably don't know (or realize) what is required to find it. Ergo, it makes perfect sense for someone to post a question that seems vague or incomplete... they just don't know what you might need to solve their problem! Have you ever taken your car to a mechanic and tried to describe a problem? You end up using vague terms like "shaking," or "squeeling," which are completely useless to an educated mechanic. Wouldn't it be rather frustrating if you had some kind of a car problem, you were trying to get help, and you're relying on a complete smart-ass who's being a dick?
In Closing:
A lot of this is basic, Kindergarten manners. Remember the Golden Rule: Do unto others as you would have done unto yourself. Also remember the age-old saying: There are no stupid questions. If people are asking a question, they're asking for a reason. And, if they're asking in an annoying way, it's for a reason. They're not trying to annoy you.
Thanks for reading!
Now's the time for me to disable comments so you assholes can't say anything back.
Monday, January 6, 2014
Retail Nostalgia...
A&N (1869-2008)
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Best Products (1957-1997) My brother was a jewelry salesman here. Well, not at this location, but at another one.
Kids R Us (1983-2003)
People's Drug (1905-1994 acquired by CVS) This location was in Azalea Mall
Erol's Video Club (Early 80's - 2007?)
Mars Music (1996-2002) I worked here
Ames (1958-2002)
Bradlees (1958-2001)
Heilig-Meyers (1913-2000)
Rhodes Furniture (1879-1996)
Builder's Square (1970-1999)
Hechinger (1911-1999)
Chi Chi's (1975-2004)
Showbiz Pizza (1980-1998)
Steak And Ale (1966-2008)
Price Club (1976-1993 acquired by Costco)
Thalheimer's (1842-1992 acquired by Hecht's)
Trak Auto (1955-2002)
Friday, March 29, 2013
The Republican-Friendly Argument for Marriage Equality
With the gay marriage issue heating up again and many Republicans switching sides in favor of marriage equality, there are still many conservatives out there who are against it. Most liberal Democrats simply accuse opponents of gay marriage of being religious bigots, which really does nothing to bridge the gap between the ideologies of the left and right. As a Libertarian who straddles both sides, I'll attempt to raise a few points about marriage equality... in a way the right might be able to understand a little better.
The biggest argument against marriage equality I've heard is the "re-defining of marriage" argument. According to Leviticus, homosexuality is an abomination. I won't dispute that. And, since marriage is a sanctuous institution in Judeo-Christian religions, many Christians feel this is a government imposition on religion to involve what is seen as an "abomination" onto the sanctity of marriage. In other words, followers of religions who are opposed to homosexuality don't wish to have the government force them to base something as holy as marriage on what God considers an "abomination."
But, the truth is, the "marriage equality" debate really has little to do with actual marriage. In most cases, the purpose of marriage is to engage in an official commitment to each other and their community in the witness of whatever God they worship, if any. Whether or not a marriage is actually recognized by the government has little to do with the religious aspect of marriage or the validity of the actual commitment.
The "definition of marriage" is essentially dependent on the parties involved. In Christianity, the Bible speaks against homosexuality. I won't deny this because I speak English and I can read. Thus, followers of the Bible may disapprove and even disallow same-sex marriages. However, in many other religions, homosexuality is not discouraged. Same-sex marriage in those particular religions is welcomed, and is even taking place. Marriage is an ancient tradition that is practiced by Buddhists, Hindus, Taoists and even Agnostics and Atheists. Even in some sects of Christianity, Judaism and Islam, same-sex marriages are recognized and allowed even though their texts may speak against it.
This means, gay marriage is already happening. If I'm a part of a religion that considers marriage as just tossing stones in a river and doing a silly dance, then under our tradition and in our community, we're married. Whether or not the government recognizes it is irrelevant. If God feels my actions are an abomination and becomes angry, the damage has most likely already been done. The actual debate over gay marriage deals with legal recognition.
True marriage equality would be if the government remained transparent and allowed marriage to be "defined" simply by those who participate in it. Government playing a role in marriage causes a lot of problems. Far too often, the legal benefits of marriage lead to marriages that take place for the wrong reasons. Often the government considers the legal validity of a union when ruling on private disputes rather than the actual factors at hand. Courts often look at marriage as a factor when ruling over things like child custody and immigration, which often forces people into a marriage they later regret. Often, this leads to divorces, which also goes against many religions including Christianity. Not to mention, if “marriage” is legally defined by a religious doctrine, and legal rulings are being determined by that, we’re basically rewarding people for conforming to theology rather than independent virtue.
However, if our government is going to offer benefits and restrictions based on private civil commitments like marriage, they have a constitutional obligation to offer the same benefits and restrictions across the board. Thus, the debate isn't about the "definition of marriage (which is subjective and is not dependent on law)," it's about the constitutional distribution of government benefit. If government should not recognize same sex marriage, it should not recognize any marriage (which should actually be the platform of anyone who is small-government who respected private religious institution). But, if government should offer benefits to "traditional marriage," it should offer benefits to any marriage. Either way, private civil unions should be treated equally under the law.
Another common argument I hear is the speculation that, simply allowing same-sex couples to be legally recognized would create a slippery slope that would lead to civil law imposing unwelcome morals on private religious institutions. Meaning, if we allow gay marriage, the government will forbid churches from denying same-sex couples.
Though unlikely, I wouldn't necessarily count this possibility out. I am very much aware that there is a fringe group of nut-jobs to the far left who believe that progressive values are so important that they would result to a sort of neo-fascism to impose those value onto the public despite individual convictions.
However, I wouldn't say this speculation necessitates a complete denial of same-sex couples. Currently, churches are well within' their legal right to decide who they will marry despite what the government does or doesn't consider acceptable. For instance, many churches deny couples who engage in pre-marital relations, have children out of wedlock, are not baptized, and a whole myriad of other reasons that are simply dependant on the values of the church in question. This is within' their legal constitutional right despite the legal recognition of these marriages. The so-called "separation of church and state" goes both ways. Religion should, in no way, provide a basis for legislation, nor should law dictate the practices of independent religious institutions. It's that simple.
Even if we do see a push by the far left to force churches to allow same-sex couples to marry, that is a separate fight that shouldn't restrict the very legal recognition of couples who engage in marriage under whatever their private convictions are. If two people want to engage in whatever they feel like marriage is, what right would the government of a "free society" have to impose outside convictions on them? The issue is not whether or not people are "married" according to your opinion of what you think marriage "should be," the issue is whether or not the government should or shouldn’t be treating everyone with the same opportunities despite their convictions and personal assemblies. We cringe at the idea of foreign invaders persecuting us for not following their God, let's not do the same to our own people. Republicans are the party of individual responsibility. Allow individuals to decide what marriage is and what it entails... not the state.
Monday, March 11, 2013
Why I Hate Trader Joe's
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Monday, December 31, 2012
Top 10 Songs of 2012
1. "Viva La Gloria"
Green Day
2. "Hello"
Martin Solveig
3. "Super Bass"
Nicki Manaj
4. "21st Century Breakdown"
Green Day
5. "Centerfield"
John Fogerty
6. "Gangnam Style"
Psy
7. "Wink"
Neil McCoy
8. "Nuclear Family"
Green Day
9. "Lochlomond"
Emily's Army
10. "Call Me Maybe"
Carly Rae Jespen